In a recent report stating that XP won’t run on Intel-based Macs because of Apple’s use of EFI as opposed to BIOS, a Microsoft spokesperson said:

Anyone, including Apple, can purchase and re-sell Windows for use on their industry-standard hardware.

Which. I mean. Hold on for a second.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, Apple would license and sell Windows to run on its hardware WHY? Ah, those Microsofties, they’re so hilarious sometimes.

As described by my friend Scott:
The Audio is Microsoft introducing Vista… The Video, well, Steve Jobs would be proud:
Introducing the REAL Windows Vista, Episode I.
Really clever and totally awesome, the video basically has audio of Microsoft talking about “brand new” features in Windows Vista, edited over video of someone showing those features in Tiger.

Fucking great.

Bonus: The REAL Windows Vista, Episode II.