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The Ghost of New Years Past

So suffice it to say that I’ve had bad luck with New Year’s. This year isn’t shaping up to be much different, so let’s stroll down memory lane for a sec and recount the past few:



2000/1: Total god-damn joke. Tried to go downtown but ended up stuck on a train for an hour, spent another hour trying to find a restaurant that wasn’t completely full, then spent another hour trying to get back on a train back to our car.



1999/2000: Actually not too bad.. went to a giant house-party with 808 and smoked my last pack of cigarettes, watched in non-surprise as the world did not in fact end as some had hoped.



1998/1999: Boringly ended up at Wolfgang Puck’s and listened to the morons on the radio count down Denver’s own midnight ball. This adventure led us to believe in 2 years that downtown would again be empty.



1997/1998: Watched ‘Bottlerocket’ while my friend got coked-up beyond belief in the other room and cried to herself all night. Drank one terrible Sam Adams and went home.



1996/1997: High-school age kids who weren’t invited to their friends’ alcohol-fueled shindig have a hard time on New Years. Ended up at fucking Old Chicago (we were starving) and got a flat tire on the way home. Saw ‘Mars Attacks’ and drank wine-coolers with an enthusiasm only an 18-year old can.



1995/1996: Got ditched by my in-three-years-to-be wife’s sister whom I was ‘dating’ at the time and fell asleep at 10:30.



So not to turn this into a loser-fest type thing, I’ll stop there, my junior year in high-school. Here’s to hoping this year turns out slightly better.





The Be Legacy Lives On Through Me

Okay, um, so I downloaded the BeOS 5 for Intel installer yesterday because I read that it can serve PHP with a port of Apache. And it sounded like fun so I installed it on my 200mhz machine that otherwise just plods through Windows 98. I installed BeOS 5 and it ran fine but the internet settings wouldn’t work so I rebooted into 98.



And now it appears that I was the last person to do so, ever. They’re closed as of today. So yeah. And given the BeOS’s somewhat slim user-base, I don’t think it’s beyond reason to say that I was the last person to download it.



How funny.





The guy dressed up as Gandalf was a bit much

Okay, so like any good ex-sci-fi fan, I made the commitment and went and saw Lord Of The Rings at like 12:01 AM this morning. And it was good. But of course, I haven’t been waiting my whole life wondering what a movie would look like. Although lets just say this probably kicks the shit out of that Dungeons & Dragons flick that came out a while ago. So of course I noticed a few things:



Bad:

1. The movie does an absolutely terrible job of introducing new characters. For people like me who have no idea who someone is until the backstory is played out, this can be very frustrating and confusing.



2. And this is only a half-bad thing, but LOtR falls into the fantasy-genre trap of it becoming after a certain point basically about what kind of horrible unimaginable monster is going to come next. Now, I admit that this novel/trilogy/whatever was the first one to fall into this trap and rather created it for everyone else to follow, so that’s forgivable a little bit. But I did find myself a little sick of the ‘zoom into a main characters widening eyes as something unspeakable comes slowly and mercilessly into view and we can’t see it yet and the music is swelling so it must be bad’ type-thing.



3. Seriously couldn’t get over the guy from The Matrix as being the head elf. He seems to only be able to talk that one way (you know which way) and I seriously couldn’t help but visualize the elf in my head as wearing those sunglasses. Terrible, but true. “The hobbits are a virus, and the ring is the cure…”



Good:

1. Don’t take this lightly, because the effects were outstanding. I mean, beyond compare. Of course this is taken from my perspective from the 2nd-row, all the way over to the very far-est right you can imagine, and in the big theatre, too. So my recollection of the film is let’s just say skewed. But from what I could tell, the effects were simply astounding the rest of the audience who could see them properly.



2. Bad-ass-ness. There’s a part with the guy and the thing and the POW and the speed and the jump-cuts and the YEAH and yeah. Action, action action. I seriously was reminded of how much I liked the elves in D & D. Which elves of course were basically entirely based upon J.R.R’s elves and so it seemed to work for me. The dwarf was under-used and I’m not sure why and he didn’t seem to have any sort of scenes that told us of who he was really, in any way. But you didn’t need to because he just kicked ass along with the rest of them.



3. I’m a huge Ian McKellen fan and he was probably the most well-played character I saw, besides whoever the hell Liv Tyler was, and she was in it for like 5 total minutes, tops. But the acting wasn’t atrocious, as some of us have come to expect from Star Wars-esque high-hype sci-fi/fantasy films.



So basically, see it if any of what I said made sense to you and see it even I didn’t. I just don’t think it was absolutely necessary for me to tear-ass around town and see the damn thing at fucking midnight on a Tuesday/Wednesday.





Don’t kill mumia

Love him or hate him. Mumia Abu-Jamal is having having his death sentence looked at. The courts have 180 days for a new hearing or he will be sentenced to life-imprisonment. For another view of the case look at Daniel Faulkner.com, the site for the slain officer.



I’m of the mindset that his trial was carried out unfairly. As to his innocence or guilt. I don’t really know.





Badtrans

Don’t question authority. Love it or leave it.





ComboBook

Powerbooks got updated with new combo drive as standard. Owners of new (Oct 2001) PowerBooks can upgrade for $299. Kinda cool but not that cool. Makes you hope they pushed that up from MacWorld SF in order to make more time for the really hella cool new iMac they’re going to introduce. Or not.





You kings of New York Crime-fighting

Wouldn’t have ever though of him as an ‘action-hero,’ but whatever.





Glad there’s mall security

‘Nuther notch in the bedpost for those keeping score of how many theives have broken into kev’s car and inconvenienced him w/r/t windows and car-stereos. Twice in two months. That comes close to that one streak I had of three flat tires in as many weeks. Different cars, though.





Can you tell I am irritated with the US?

Another post about post-9-11. I bought these trading cards a couple days ago called “Enduring Freedom” only because I was wondering what would be on them. It turns out that enduring freedom means war. If you look at the list of cards, over half of them are military things. It is obvious to me now that some of us think freedom is synomous with killing. Sadly, Americans are the most happily brainwashed people in the world.





Don’t forget to show your support and buy Little Patriot diapers

Why not capitalize on the death of thousands of people. Let’s empathize for a moment with a sappy patriot ad and then go shopping to show our support and solidarity. Capitalism makes me sick.





It works for cars, right?

Using radical new ‘pimp-striping’ techniques, you too can increase the speed of an old computer to up over 900mhz.





There’s no new HTML under the sun, just obscure tags

Thanks to grant, I’ve discovered the ‘Fieldset’ and ‘Legend’ tags. My heart is all aflutter with new CSS possibilities.





Shameless self-promotion

Ahem. Deeperhue has re-launched.





Peices of a Cheshire Cat

Strangely enough, this post starts out with a bagel.


It was a weekday morning, and I was hungry. So I jaunted on down to my local (er.. national) bagel shop (chain) and out of the corner of my eye, I saw many posters of Jewel in the local (really local) records shop window next door. I harrumphed (as many a San Diegan would) and continued to purchase my bagel and (ahem) schmear.



Upon consumption and exit, I got reminded of prior harrumph by again the smattering of black and white Jewel images that at this point were inescapable. I’m getting to the point, I swear. I started to think, ‘Well, maybe this new album isn’t as terrible as the last one was, but surely cannot be as affecting as her first one was.’ So I proceeded to make a mental note to Aimster or AudioGalaxy up a steaming hot plate of randomly-selected new Jewel music.



And now the point: it’s not as bad as I expected, but not nearly as good as I hoped and more than that, I noticed something in her music that I’ve noticed before in others and now is the time to explore it. What I found was that Jewel’s new album has much in common production-wise with anything Blink-182’s put out since ‘Dude Ranch.’ The songs technically aren’t bad, the songwriting is solid and the instrumentation is nice (if a little overkill sometimes), but you just want her to go off like she used to do and she just doesn’t. Everything is constrained in its nice little Tupperware™ container and her voice is so nicely reverbed and overdubbed it just makes you want to take a nap. Now, I realize that mentioning both Jewel and Blink-182 in the same post (let alone the same sentence) has probably turned many of you off already, and I simply don’t care. What I want to discuss is bigger than what-has-become pop music (and I mean that to be that both aforementioned musicians weren’t ‘pop’ music at one point, to me and the world in general.. you had to know what it was about to get it, and if you found someone else who liked them then you had something to talk about).



If you know any ‘punks’ then you’ll know what I’m talking about when I mention ‘sell outs.’ Someone’s always bitching about how so-and-so has ‘sold out’ and how they suck now and how they’re totally over. Now, I used to be someone who hated conversations like those, because I often found myself simultaneously feeling very strongly about both sides of the argument, and I absolutely don’t want to get into that here. I just basically want to point out a few things.. namely how Blink (how I first knew them as) and Jewel are both musicians who reached me at a young age for three reasons: Their first albums were 1. Gritty, honest albums that pretended to be nothing more than what they were and 2. Production techniques that were used were at once lower-end and low-tech but also displayed the respective music in exactly the correct way that was congruent with the musicians’ talents, audience and goals and 3. They’re both from San Diego, at the time, something that was very important to me



First of all, Jewel’s (technically from Alaska but was inspired and recorded in San Diego) first album, ‘Peices of You’ was sappy and innocecnt, yes, but also very worldly and interesting. Many songs were recorded live in coffee shops, and you could hear her almost cry during certain passages. You could feel the emotion and that was very powerful. It intrigued me to the point of adolescent crush levels and when ‘Who Will Save Your Soul?’ became very popular, I was skeptical that she would survive the pop-music scene for very long because of the typical radio-listener’s difficulty in dealing with real emotion. And then she put out the terrible second album I can’t even name off the top of my head and she blew-fucking-up.



Now, listening to the third album, I hear what I’ve heard in Blink’s new songs for 3 albums: over-production and technical wizardry that sounds great on the radio but has exactly zero affect on the listener. Blink being an entirely different story, but eventually ending up in the same spot: recording songs that make great videos. Have you ever bothered to watch Blink play a live song on SNL or TRL or the MTV music awards? They sound exactly like their first album and they don’t really seem to care, which is cool, but I could see many fans say ‘I really prefer their recorded stuff…’ because basically, it’s easier to listen to and is palatable for a much larger audience.



I mean, it really shouldn’t be a big deal that when I shouted ‘Tiltwheel’ at the first show I saw of Blink in Denver, they took notice and talked to me directly after the show. It really shouldn’t be that I’ve ‘met a rock star’ because to me I haven’t, but the average baby-doll T wearing 14 year-old would probably think different, because anyone on MTV is inherently inapproachable and she’s probably right at this point.



I guess now that I’ve rambled on and on, all I want to say is that I wish music like Blink and Jewel still affected me like they did when I was 15, but the fact that they’re now recording artists instead of bands, who now require a highly-trained sound engineer instead of a really loud amp to get their diluted point across makes me wish they had stayed local artists who I could see down at the coffee shop or hole-in-the-wall club down the street, the stage of which is basically just 6 inches higher than the floor on which you’re standing. They affected me then and the fact that I want to adopt the typical ‘selling-out’ mentality toward people, not bands or musicians, but people who I once adored makes me sad, I guess. The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s apathy.





Gah.

I really need a basement.