The Raiding of Panty Raider

For those of you who don’t know, there’s a new game coming out. And not just any new game. It’s called Panty Raider. I won’t go into specifics as to what it’s about, simply read this article, and you’ll understand.

Now, because there was no readily available way for me to contact the writer of the aforementioned article (and no way for my response to be public), I am using this as a forum for a rebuttal (also, I have access priveleges, so I’m going to use them).

Despite the fact that I might agree with a few of Ms. Lynch’s arguments, I hardly see the point for her being able to use her outlet at ABC News as a way to denounce the publishers of this game. She outright tells them not to publish the game, which she has no right to do. She has no right to tell them what to do with their company. When presented with the argument, “Its intention is to make light of the many pervasive stereotypes that permeate our culture,” by a Simon and Schuster statement, she responds,”Yeah, right. And South Park is high art”.

Maybe not, but South Park is fucking funny.

And for all I know, Panty Raider is, too. You what isn’t funny? Her saying that Panty Raider should be insulting to anyone who reads about it. I don’t know, I’ve been looking forward to it from the moment I read about it a few weeks ago. And that isn’t to say that I condone the act of forcing models to strip down to their underwear. I just think it’s funny in a video game. Very few people understand that video games are not the cause of certain social problems, but usually a deterrent from them. I drive my cars like crazy in Grand Turismo 2, but not on the road.

It seems to me like all the “bad press” that this game is receiving will do nothing more than to boost its sales when it finally does get released.

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More MS and Virus Ranting….

Bill Gates warns of global email armegeddon if Microsoft is split in an
upcoming TIME article as described in HREF="http://www.theregister.co.uk/000508-000011.html">The Register.
“It’s simple, really, as Bill, or whoever knee-jerked the piece out so
swiftly, explains. The front line defense
against viruses is apparently a “continually evolving” computer operating
system that encourages large
numbers of software developers to write for it. But if Microsoft is split
into two, there would be less innovation
in the software, hence fewer developers, and ultimately less defence
against viruses. ” This illogic should be used to support the hastened
division of Microsoft; competition fosters innovation. The current spate of
worms and virii are a direct result of Microsofts arrogant abuse of their
monopoly; giving customers buggy software that they have no choice but to
buy. If our only defense against global meltdown is to rely on the good
intentions of one corporation then we really have a problem.

VerizonIsReallyStupid.com

According to this article, Verizon is so obsessed with anyone speaking badly about them, that they registered Verizonsucks.com. And when a 2600 Magazine publisher purchased verizonreallysucks.com, Verizon sent them a nasty note, telling them that their registration of that name violates the cybersquatting law passed by Congress last year.

Only it doesn’t.

The law specifies that no one may register a domain that relates to someone’s copyright if they plan on profiting from it (i.e., buying Pepsi.com only to sell it back to them).

2600 doesn’t plan on making any money.

I’m sick of this sort of crap. Huge businesses suing small people and small companies for stupid stuff based around the internet. It seems to me that companies like Verizon and the RIAA are like small children who see other children playing with something really cool. They get really jealous, take it away from them, and then won’t let them have it back.

You remember what happened to those kids? They got beat up. Badly.

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Company Day Gone

While IS ran around with heads cut off, I too wondered looking at the ‘love code’ why it is so easy to cripple entire empires… VB script? Luckily the Mac partition on the NT boxes survived while thousands of files and days of work went down the drain…interesting world- but the cost of ownership for mac owners just went down…

I *DONT* LOVE YOU

Basically Windows sucks and yet another “outlook/mellissa” virus has proved that today to 80% of europe and most of the US by letting some stupid fuck change its files and registry.


I for one hate fucking outlook and that piece o’ shit excuse for an OS called windows.

–pissed off administrator

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I Spy With My Little Eye…

According to a late post yesterday by MOSR, there is a new Apple ad over at AdCrtic.com that nobody’s ever seen before. You can see it here.

My theory is that it was produced, shown to Apple management, and scrubbed. And with good reason. To me, it seems like it’s an ad that was put together by TBWA/Chiat-Day on an off-day. It adheres not at all to the Apple advertising paradigm, and in all honesty is not a very good ad. Not to mention the slight implication that the G4 costs a lot of money, necessitating a suitcase for it all. The only redeeming factor is the subtle hint that the girl at the very end is going to steal it herself. The other negative implication being that she can’t go down to her local CompUSA and pick one up.

guilty.mp3.com

Damn…the big record companies have struck a blow in the MP3 battle as a judge has found MP3.com liable for “offering music online without permission.” They are working on a settlement in the form of a massive licensing deal.


That’s all right. They’ll never get Napster.